If your own religion is going to fuck you. Pass the KY to slide it in better.
The Creation Museum(Cretin House of Fables) is in KY(Kentucky not Jelly.) I said the grounds outside are beautiful. It is. Ken Ham has spent some big bucks to make a mini garden of Eden in Petersburg KY. Here are a few pictures.
So you walk in and there are many funny things to laugh at. ( I behaved Ken. I used my inside laugh, so I wouldn't offend pathetic Christians.)
After you get past these, you are channeled down to the entrance of the Museum. I will go into more detail later on the stuff I skip.
We made it to a movie viewing area. This is where Ken shows us "Six Days" in his 6 Days of Creation Theatre.
WE had a nice lady come in and say "There is no picture taking, or video recording"
I wanted too, but didn't. I have no lovely pictures to put up. It goes like this. God creates the heaven and earth. Then night and day. Then stars with sun and moon. Then seas. Populating the seas and earth. Then God creates man and woman. The movie gives the quick dirty unbiblical version. I posted previously about Genesis and I knew instantly. Ken was leaving quite a lot out.
Why would Ken leave out the actual Bibles Genesis text? I suggest, if Christians actual read the words. Then that would plant the seed of reason. Genesis is one of many ridiculous passages in the bible. How would it look to have God creating stars multiple times in a 6 minute video? Adam and Eve twice? That would show God as a not so intelligent designer. It would show God as fallible.
Therefore not a God. Well I wrote about all this before. Here is the link to the bible verses of Genesis.I found this more interesting than all the scientific abuses combined. Its the bible. Why? Unless, as I suspect. Ken is really a rich fucker, stealing from the sheep of Christ. If you want to make money, come to America. America is full of the richest most ignorant Christians on the planet. Put up a little building. Throw in some fake dinosaurs. Come up with a story that shows a few scientific mistakes. Then pass them off as all of sciences knowledge. Skipping the millions of currently accepted scientific theorys and discoverys. Give them the God did it speech. Then collect the cash! At $22 per person. Then add food, drinks, souveniors, shirts, books, and dvds. The average is probably $50+ per person. Maybe get a sucker to have a $15 picture with T-Rex and the amount climbs.
This is not a museum. How do I know? There is nothing of value in it from ancient times. In REAL Museums, you can not use a flash on your camera. The light from the flash can cause harm to ancient papers, clothing and etc. This is an amusement park. With physical rides. Mental. Yes Mental rides for the MENTAL. They post partial truths about things. Add a line of BullShit, and call it science.
They hired any old actor to play innocent Adam. They apparently do not believe in back ground checks. Or internet searches either. If they did, they would have found he was a bedroom acrobat for a racey website. Sirfuxalot! Well well. After he was in the videos and advertising. Someone let them in on the gag. I am sure a Christian took a slightly wrong turn on the web surfing for
This is all a sham. Why doesn't someone in congress throw their skanky asses in front of a grand jury and make them explain. They are stealing money from the helpless. That should be a crime. Who would want a retarded person swindled? Nobody, except the criminal. They are the criminals. They should be shut down.
So ask me if I have an opinion on the Creation Museum. @:-D
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The place should be named DISNEYLAND FOR THE DUMB.
Creation Museum is the 2nd best advertisement there ever was for the idiocy of fundamentalism. (the first best are the Geocentric / "earth as center of the universe with the sun revolving around it" asshats.)
Five years from now, eight at the most, that place will be dead or on life support.
I dunno, Hump. There seems to be a lot of money in stupid these days...
Mixter
Uh, there's always gonna be money in stupid. I've gotta say, as someone who used to run the books for a cult, stupid people really do just wanna give their money to somebody. You can't criminalize that. Yes, it's a sham. Yes, they shouldn't in any way get to keep their profits tax-exempt. But you can't criminalize stupid, and there are limitations in a free market society on what you can do to curb abuses of the incredulous. (In another context: Yes, Obama Administration can, should, and plan to enact consumer credit protections. No, Obama Administration can't, shouldn't and isn't planning to abolish the credit system entirely simply because it bilks the stupid and poor.)
If they're not giving their money to televangelists, they're giving it to psychics or buying infomercial products off late night TV.
Sheep are sheep. It's frightening just how desperate some people are for someone to tell them what to do.
Wow. This has got to be the worst written blog ever. Your word choice is terrible, you have no sense of semantics, and your reasoning is awful. (Definition of a museum is a place where you can't take pictures? I'd best write a letter to the Children's Museum Organization where kids are allowed to play on the exhibits.)
Before you run around calling all Christians ignorant and pathetic, please fix your many sentence fragments, learn how to use an apostrophe, and try to make a reasonable, logical, non-polemical argument for your case against God.
Let me get this straight, Heidi... You've read one post on this blog and have judged its contents on sentence fragments? It is true that some people are more skilled at grammar than others; however, you've got to be pretty fucking stupid to not be able to follow what is posted here.
Where exactly is the word "museum" defined in this post? A general definition of the word museum: an institution, building, or room for preserving and exhibiting artistic, historical, or scientific objects. Have you been to the Creation "Museum?" It contains none of the above. It would be funny if it wasn't so incredibly disturbing.
There is no need to have a case against God because there is no case FOR God.
By the way, Ms. Grammar Cop, you should have typed "worst-written blog," not "worst written blog." Please use a hyphen when you use a compound adjective.
Mixter
Heidi - Shove it up your IGNORANT ASS ! How is that, you god believing freak. You have serious issues when you start defending Genesis heaven. Which is beyond laughable. Throw in your belief of Gud and it makes you dumber than most of the planet. Try thinking about your fucking belief in Gud, before commenting on my colorfully fragmented sentences Bitch. Really you are an idiot. Which is an insult to all idiots out there.
FYI - Gud is the correct spelling for your God. Which is pronounced like cud. Just FYI.
Heidi - That response was on 3.5 hrs sleep. This is after I worked 10.25 hrs, I still felt you needed a better response to feel how I really feel.
Your comment shows desperation in attempting to sound smart and an even poorer attempt to make me seem dumb. Your troll like use of the word polemical shows your incompetence in the use of the English language. Try looking the word up and see if you think, you make sense. ZZZ.
As for a case against Gud. LOL Who needs a case for something fucking made up? Ya big fucking dummy. You try to make a case that doesn't get you laughed off this planet. If you or any other fucking religious nut had half the brain of Ardi. You would see how silly it is for you to believe in your Gud. Have you ever learned about where your religion came from? What is Jesus real name? Why don't you call your personal savior by his real fucking name? If he was a deity, one would think he would want to be called/prayed and worshiped by his Gud given name. LMAO! Why are there NO written records of Jesus? Oh sorry , your stupid. Why are there NO written records of Jesus from his time? How is he from Nazareth if it didn't even exist when he was supposed to live? How is it possible every few years one of your bible changes Guds perfect words? If he is perfect and they are his... Why would they need to be changed? If Gud said it, would he get angry when they are changed by humans? You wouldn't like him when he is angry. I have read the bible, and believe me. Gud isn't a very nice fairy tale. He is an unforgiving asshole. With absolutely no humor. Why is it that Jesus and Horus have Identical backgrounds? Horus was written/chiseled by Egyptians about 3000 BC. Was fictitious Jesus all made up? Did Gud send his only son to earth to play out a predestined life in mimic of Horus? Really you have oh so many questions to think about. Look up and educate yourself on. You should never bother to criticize anyone on grammar or anything. Ever.
Just from a starting point of intelligence. My left nut and my dog are both smarter than you. Neither believes in fucked up ancient fairy tales.
Another sign of lack of intelligence is your total incomprehension of my use of museum. The Creation Museum is a fucked up building, full of fabricated nonsense from the mind of an infant. That does not understand nor comprehend his own fucking religion/bible. The use of museum by him is to legitimize the whole fucking scam to all the stupid sheep(Christians)!!!
So really stick your grammar up your ass! You couldn't be as smart as me if you spent 20 yrs being tutored by a whole army of professors. You just do not have it in you.
Just saying - @:-D
My advice to you is, "Don't die!"
I've been to the museum. Also if you see Christians as your "enemy" then read what their all about. The Bible. I did. It changed my life.
they're not their...sorry English majors.
Since you read the bible ... which I truly DOUBT! Because it is a long boring tedious read, that is full of stupid ignorant bullshit. So you some how graduated as an English major, but failed to learn how to critically think.
Since your advice is to don't die. LMAO
My advice is you think long and hard before you comment, without spending the time studying why there is no god. Why the bible is complete bullshit, written by desert dudes looking for a free meal. Changed multiple times through out history by men. With major passages completely plagiarized by many different religions. Learn about Easter and why there is no Christ is Christmas. There was no Christ, Jesus or savior. Figure out how an omniscient god could fuck up writing a simple text like the bible. Look at the planet geologically and ask why god would need all the layers? Ask your self, why would god give us remnant of a tail? If you were a god, I am sure even you could have come up with a better planet. If god is omniscient, why would he need to test Job? He should have known the answer... right? Being god he would not have to prove he is right to Satan. God kills Lots wife by turning her into a pillar of salt. Why say he would spare her if he knew she would look. Your religion is completely screwed up. It is filled with a petty bitter god.
FYI - Jesus could not die for your sins. If he was God or son of God, Gods do not die. Also Jesus is a plagiarized version of Horus. I think this is enough for an English major to chew on.
Then when you lose your childish, and or deluded ways. Please feel free to comment with out looking like an ignorant idiot.
@:-D
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